Cryptid Laboratory · Classified

Adopt a creature that shouldn't exist

Take the adoption quiz and our lab will forge a one-of-a-kind cryptid — a custom portrait and a containment file — then let you bring it home as a real keepsake.

Procedure

How adoption works

PHASE 1

Take the adoption quiz

A few questions about your quirks, hometown, fears, and favorite animals.

PHASE 2

Meet your cryptid

Our lab generates a one-of-a-kind cryptid — portrait and containment file — just for you.

PHASE 3

Adopt & shop

Bring it home as a plush, crystal block, print, or stickers — all tied to your creature.

Ready to meet what's in containment?

It takes about a minute. Your cryptid is waiting.